omg i laughed so much i had a stroke
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING RJKNHATENHRS
its not even that funny but here i am about to pee myself XD
The music makes it better.
Once the music kicked in I died
(Source: nu-gu)
A list of every food Brad Pitt has eaten in a movie, ever.
- bagel (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
- baguette (Inglourious Basterds)
- baked beans (Johnny Suede)
- bar nuts (Ocean’s Eleven)
- battle food, Greek (Troy)
- carrot, cooked (Meet Joe Black)
- carrot, raw (JS)
- caviar (Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
- cereal (Smith)
- cheeseburger, bacon (Eleven)
- cheeseburger, regular (Moneyball, Kalifornia)
- chewing gum (Burn After Reading, Ocean’s Twelve, Ocean’s Thirteen)
- chicken breast (Smith)
- chili* (Kalifornia)
- cookies, Christmas (Moneyball)
- cookies, regular (MJB)
- corn chips (Twelve)
- corned beef and cabbage (The Devil’s Own)
- cotton candy (Eleven)
- dumplings (Thirteen)
- eggs and bacon (MJB)
- French fries (Moneyball)
- ham (Legends of the Fall)
- human blood (Interview With a Vampire)
- ice cream/sorbet concoction (Moneyball, Eleven)
- Jamba Juice smoothie BAR)
- jelly doughnut (JS)
- lollipop (Eleven)
- meatloaf (JS)
- meat and potatoes* (The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford)
- nachos (Eleven)
- olive (Smith)
- pancakes (Smith)
- peach (Smith)
- peanut butter (MJB)
- popcorn (Benjamin Button, Moneyball)
- Popsicle (BAR)
- pot roast (Smith)
- prison gruel (Seven Years in Tibet)
- ramen or maybe udon noodles (BAR)
- room service (Twelve)
- sandwich, ham, cheese, and sardine* (A River Runs Through It)
- sandwich, turkey (MJB)
- sandwich, unidentified (Devil’s Own)
- shrimp cocktail (Eleven)
- soup ( Tibet)
- stir-fry (Thirteen)
- sunflower seeds (Moneyball)
- toast (MJB)
- takeout, Chinese ( Button, Kalifornia)
- takeout, unidentified* (The Mexican)
- Tibetan knot pastry (Tibet)
- trail mix (Tibet)
- Twinkie (Moneyball)* denotes foods that Brad Pitt orders and spends significant amounts of screen time with, but does not ultimately eat.
(Source: vulture.com)
I made some kool-aid.
To be honest.. I just glanced at the instructions. Like, you know, “fuck it, it’s 1:30 am. I don’t need no goddamn instructions.” WELL… I threw in a third cup of sugar. I was looking at it in my cup questionably, but I …it was 1:30 am. Like I’m in any right mind to think. But I did anyways, I put in some hot water. Thought that might …well I don’t know what I thought it would do. ANYWAYS, so yeah, sugar, hot water, threw in the kool-aid powder, mixed it up. Let stand for 10 minutes. It was really fucking hot water. Threw in some ice and took a big ol’sip! …and then I ran up to my bathroom to make sure I still had all my teeth.
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